Bakit Mahirap Maging Artista? (Para Sa Mga Gustong Maging Artista)

Naisip ko lang kanina habang kumakain ako ng tinapay. Naisip ko na ang pag-aartista pala ang isa sa pinakamahirap na trabaho pagdating sa nature ng work. Opinyon ko lang naman. Ito ang mga dahilan.

Una, kadalasan ay lagi kang puyat or kung minalas-malas eh wala ka pang tulog.
Lalo na kapag sunod-sunod ang taping. Naku! Wala na. Siguro power nap na lang ang magagawa mo. Yung 10 mins. na tulog. Minsan ang pinakamahaba mong tulog ay apat na oras.

Oras ng trabaho.
Kung sa call center eh gabi ang pasok, at sa office eh umaga, sa mga artista, both. Kung saan matyempuhan ng eksena. Kung ang eksena eh gabi, for sure madaling araw yun ishu-shoot para walang mga pampam sa likod ng camera. Tapos nun konting pahinga lang, antay ng sikat ng araw para naman sa mga morning scenes. Yung mga eksena na litaw na yung araw. Tuloy-tuloy yun! Kawawa pa eh puyat na nga, nasisigawan pa pag hindi nakuha yung eksena ng maayos. Kakapikon kaya yun!

Wala kang privacy.
Alam naman natin na ang mga artista ay wala talagang privacy. Every move na gawin nila eh either nada-dyaryo or nati-TV. Lahat na. Tungkol sa pamilya, sa boypren, sa ginagawa, sa hobbies, sa mall na pinupuntahan, brand na suot, at kung anu-ano pa. Mahirap yung konting moves mo lang eh ginagawa nang tsismis. Sa babaeng artista, pag may kasamang lalakeng artista eh automatic sila na agad kahit na hindi naman. Sa lalake, pag may kasamang lalakeng artista eh girlfriend na niya agad kahit na hindi naman nanliligaw si lalake. Hirap nun di ba? Tapos madami pang made-up stories na talagang ikababaliw ng kawawang artista.

Dapat laging nakangiti at good-looking.
Ito ang pinakamahalaga na hindi dapat kinakalimutan ng mga artista o ng mga gustong mag-artista. Dapat lagi kang good-looking sa kahit ano mang oras. Kasi pag hindi, abangan mo ang picture mo na panget na pinagkakaguluhan sa internet. "Ito pala ang itsura niya pag walang make-up...ang panget!" Dapat lagi ka din nakangiti. Bawal mabugnot ang mga artista kasi kahit konting simangot lang nyan eh issue na agad kesyo sinungitan daw ang fans or blah blah. Kawawa naman talaga sila, laging nakangiti, parang baliw.

Bawal magreklamo.
Bawal. Bawal na bawal. Sa ibang trabaho ok lang mag-reklamo kasi hindi ka mawawalan ng trabaho. Sa artista, konting reklamo mo lang at marinig ng management, automatic, matatanggap mo ang pahinga mo na inaasam, yun nga lang, sobrang liit na ng chance mo na makabalik at kung minalas-malas ka eh hindi ka na makakabalik pa.

Madaming commitments. Sobra.
Madami talagang commitments ang mga artista, nandyan yung taping ng serye kung meron man, then after nun eh may commitment pa sila sa mga brand na suot nila (commercial), tapos nun may mga mall tour pa, tapos may sarili pang lakad. Oh, isipin mo na lang, kelangan talaga nila ng isang kahon ng Enervon para lang magawa nila lahat yun. Nakakapagod. Pero sabi ko nga sa itaas, bawal na bawal silang mag-reklamo kung ayaw nilang mawala sa sirkulasyon.

Walang holiday-holiday.
Tulad ng sa call center, wala silang holiday. Hangga't may taping eh nandon sila. Bawal umuwi. Ang di ko lang alam eh kung double pay din sila pag holiday. Siguro nga.

Plastikan.
Aminin man nila o hindi, karamihan sa kanila eh nakikipag-plastikan lang sa isa't-isa. Isipin mo na lang, siyempre pag nilabas nila ang tunay nilang feelings sa certain artista na yon eh automatic, piyesta na ang media. Gagatasan na nila ng gagatasan yung issue na yun hanggang sa isigaw na ng artistang involved ang, "OO NA! GALIT AKO SA KANYA! NAKIKIPAGPLASTIKAN LANG AKO! MAMAYA AABANGAN KO SIYA SA LABAS TAPOS ISU-SUPLEX KO SIYA SA BASURAHAN! GRAAAOOOOOOOWR!!!!!!"

Pagkalaos.
Ito ang ultimate fear ng mga celebrity, ang pagkalaos. Siyempre pag lagi kang nakikita sa TV eh may tendency na magsawa talaga sa'yo ang mga tao. Minsan kung gaano kabilis sumikat ang artista eh ganun din kabilis ang pagbagsak nila. Tsk tsk. Malungkot ang malaos, mahirap maka-move on. Tsk tsk.

Dapat may itsura ka.
Ang pinaka-importante sa lahat. Ang ibig kong sabihin dito eh dapat guwapo or maganda ka. Unless gusto mong malinya sa comedy or horror, ok lang kahit mukha ka lang normal or below normal na tao. Pero kung gusto mo talaga ng seryosohang akting kahit di ka gwapo eh galingan mo para mapansin ka. Pag nagtagal, guguwapo/gaganda ka rin kapag nagkapera ka.



Ewan ko kung may kulang pa sa itaas pero yan lang ang naisip ko. Kung kaya ninyong panindigan ang lahat ng iyan eh siguro sa pag-aartista ka nga talaga. Galingan na lang at pagsikapan para sumikat...at malaos balang araw. Hehehehe!

Noong Bata Pa Ako, Naranasan Kong...

Isang repost galing sa site ni Mia-tot. Sagot ko to dun sa comment box niya. Hahaha! La lang. Nakita ko na naman kasi. Haha! Read on fifol! :D

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Nung bata pa ako.. naranasan kong..



1.) gumawa ng laruan out of tansan .yung bubutasan sa gitna, lalagyan ng tali tas papaikut-ikutin! haha


2.) kumain ng Bazooka bubble gum at malunok ito pagtapos.



3.) maglagay ng mighty bond sa kanang hinlalaki sabay ididikit sa hintuturo.



4.) mang-asar ng kalaro hanggang sa parehas kaming umiyak




5.) maglaro ng chinese garter, 10-20, luksong baka, jump rope, taguan, patintero, at luksong tinik tuwing gabi.



6.) magpapak ng Milo



7.) ilabay ang Milo sa kanin


8.) sumemplang sa bike malapit sa kanal kaangkas ko kaibigan ko dahil sa pagpapasikat sa crush namin




9.) sermonan ng magulang kasi hindi ako sumabay sa service namin noon (Beloy naaalala mo pa ba to?, "DIAZ SERVICE, DIAZ SERVICE" - Ate Helen) Haha!




10.) maglaro ng straw na nilalagyan ng cigarette butt sa dulo ng butas at ilagay sa goma tas titirahin parang pana. (pwede rin pataas yung direksyon, pataasan!) XD



11.) MAKULONG SA JAIL BOOTH! Grade 3 ako nun sa St. Matthew's Academy! LECHE! Hahahaha!



12.) mahabol ng 5 aso ng sabay sabay, mapisilan ng bawang sa kagat ng aso, ma-injectionan dahil sa kagat ng 2 naka-jackpot na aso. At doon nagsimula ang takot ko sa doggie hanggang ngayon...



13.) Gayahin si MASKED RIDER BLACK at tumalon sa terrace ng kaibigan ko para grand entrance! Minsan may kasama pang usok usok para malupet!




14.) hindi magbayad sa patok na jeep sabay takbo sa madilim na eskenita pagbaba



15.) sumakay sa dyip at imbes na "mama bayad po" ang sabihin sa driver eh "pagbili po" ang nasabi ko hahahahah (PAREHAS TAYO DITO MIA!!) Hahaha!





16.) Umuwi ng 12 am! haha! bata pa lang gala na. Haha!





17.) umakyat ng bubong ng kalaro ko tapos takot na takot ako bumaba kasi takot ako sa matataas. Haha!



...dagdag

18.) Sumemplang sa bike at manakbo sa bahay na humahagulgol sa iyak kasi ang laki laki ng sugat ko sa tuhod.





19.) Mamigay ng magic pencils! Haha!








20.) Mag-remedial class kasi 78 ang grade ko sa math doon sa St. Matthew's Academy. Nyahaha!

Useless Random Facts You May Want to Know About Me

I was just bored so I wrote this down yesterday. Read on if you have a little time to waste.

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- I am left-handed.
- I read books that only interests me.
- I am a text addict.
- I watch Nickelodeon cartoons like Avatar, Spongebob, Danny Phantom, and Jimmy Neutron.
- I am a freakin' movie addict.
- I collect FHM.
- My favorite OPM bands are Spongecola and Parokya ni Edgar.
- I listen to new wave music.
- I also listen to classical music.
- Most of the songs in my cellphone are anime opening soundtrack.
- I wanted to be a Disc Jockey before.
- I love to go to the mall...alone.
- I love to watch movies...alone.
- Obviously, I am a Kamen Rider fan!
- I cherish my blogs.
- I don't like taking picture of myself.
- I used to collect playing cards before.
- I am a free person.
- I usually don't care about what's happening around me.
- I prefer multiply over facebook.
- I prefer console games over online games.
- I don't like pretenders.
- Sometimes I just space out.
- I can easily get a crush on a woman who has looks and is intelligent (choosy?) LOL!
- One of my dreams is to direct a huge play.
- When it comes to t-shirts and pants, I don't really care about brand names.
- My celebrity crushes are: Alessandra da Rossi, Maja Salvador, and Rhian Ramos.
- I love to watch plays. (Sana meron ulit sa Ateneo or sa UP)
- Even though sometimes I am a loner, I love interacting with people.
- I take life as it is. I don't worry about it. I just go with the flow.
- I used to watch Heroes but got bored with it because I predicted that it will be like Smallville, a never ending one.
- When I am in our house, I eat barehanded.
- Even though I love to watch anime and tokusatsu, I still can't make a complete japanese sentence except for "My name is _______."
- I don't like thin crust pizza.
- I am a Real Leaf and Minute Maid addict.
- I RARELY drink coffee.
- I prefer instant coffee than me making it.
- I am a Milo addict.
- I don't drink liquor.
- I don't smoke.
- I love vegetables!
- I am afraid of dogs.
- My favorite food is Adobo, Imbotido, and Pininyahang Manok.
- Minsan nauubusan din ako ng English tulad ngayon.
- Hindi. Ako. Mahilig. Pumorma.
- Nagpa-powder ako sa mukha para hindi malangis.
- Minsan eh tinatamad akong pumasok.
- Tamad talaga ako minsan.
- Dahil madali akong magsawa at tamadin, hindi ko na tinatapos ang mga ginagawa ko tulad ngay

Cosplay Plans for 2010

I don't have any.

Haha! Kiddin'!

Well most of my plans are masked anime characters.

I have done Moonlight Knight and still gonna wear it on the next 2 or 3 conventions. Then what's next? I dunno. LOL!

I'm planning to cosplay KR but it's still a plan. Haha! If time (and budget) permits, I'm gonna go for KR Kiva (can I rent/buy your KR Kiva costume?) LOL!

How about Zechs from Gudam Wing? The mask is easy but his suit isn't. Rau Le'Cruest from Gundam Seed Destiny? Still the same as Zechs.

Oh I forgot, I'm gonna "borrow" Erwin's Ashura costume. I was planning that costume but it didn't push through because of...BUDGET! Haha!


So there, anime characters who wears a mask. Any recommendation? :D

My Kamen Rider Addiction

I just realized yesterday that I am so addicted to Kamen Rider series! OMG!

It's true. Eversince I watched Kamen Rider Decade, I got hooked into it that I started watching the nine previous Kamen Rider series. I remember yesterday when Francis (poklet) asked me if I don't want to watch anime anymore. Then I suddenly thought that, "Oo nga noh? Di na ako nakakapanood ng anime!" But it's ok since I'm so addicted to Kamen Rider as of now.

As far as I know, I got addicted to KR series because of its fighting and its CG effects. (tama ba yung term?) :D

So there. I have only watched three KR series so far; KR Decade, KR Kiva, and KR Den-O (yeah, I go backwards!) :D

Right now I am watching KR Faiz. Among the KR series that I have watched, KR Faiz has a great storyline, I think. But I like KR Den-O!


ORE...SANJOU!!!!

The Spirit of Christmas

Before anything else, I would like to greet everyone Merry Christmas! :)

Christmas is just a couple of hours away but are we ready for the birth of our Lord?

To tell you honestly I don't even feel that tomorrow is Christmas. Maybe because I was used to the "Christmas Spirit" where most of the houses have a lot of Christmas decors outside. I don't know if it's just only in our neighborhood or if it's nationwide, but most of the houses that I came across doesn't even have Christmas lights.

I know that because of poverty and huge electric bills but not even a Christmas lantern?!

Then I suddenly thought about the real spirit of Christmas, the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ.

If you browse my blog. you'll see a blog entitled, "It's CHRISTmas, Not SANTAmas!", you'll see there how most of the people who are Catholic, awaits the arrival of SANTA than our savior Jesus Christ.

It's not that I hate Santa, and I'm neither a fan of him. I was just disappointed about how Christmas is about for some people. I may be washing my hands here because I haven't even gone to a mass starting Dec. 16. But still, I acknowledge and believe that Christmas is for our Lord Jesus Christ and not about Santa.

Anyway, I'll just watch a mass later on television and pray.

Again, Merry Christmas to all of you! :)

Survey for MY Otaku Friends

I just want to ask since most of us are engrossed in watching anime in DVDs, do you still television? Or should I say do yo still watch TV programs aside from anime (supposing you watch anime on cable).

I'm a "Kapamilya" as well as a "Ka-shake" so obviously I watch shows from ABS-CBN and TV 5.

So how about you? :)

Stressed + Happiness = Streppiness!

I've never imagined I would experience stress in this job.

Heck yeah the job is easy. All I need to do is go to school every 7 AM (just like a student), teach 5 sections of 3rd year students, then go home at 4 PM...well, suppose to be 4 PM but I go home usually at around 5 or 5:30 PM.

The other day I had a check up because of what I was experiencing for the past 2 days, chest pain. I was afraid what it could be so I went for a check up. Luckily, it was just a result of stress, nothing bad about it (too bad that half of my 13th month pay literally just passed by my hands because of the fee I paid for that check up and for the ECG.)

So hooray! Nothing serious. Right now I'm going to be a health-conscious person just what I was like before.

Veggie mode again for me I guess. So that's it. I just wanted to share something. :)

::RANDOM::

Just early this afternoon while I was checking test papers, I suddenly thought of my ex-girlfriend. I don't know why every month, my memories of her comes back even though I don't think of her. Just what is happening to me? Time sure flies by, 3 years I guess and I still haven't found a new love. Hmmm...too busy for that. Hahaha! If ever I would court someone, I'm gonna go for a cosplayer so that we both have the same hobby. :)

HeroCon

I.DIDN'T.LIKE.THE.VENUE!!!

I commend HeroCon's organizer because the event itself was great. However I don't know what got into their head when they chose A. Venue as the venue of the event.

I was relieved when they moved it from SM Marikina to another venue but I didn't know that they'll choose A. Venue. It would be better if they held it at SMX again.

COMMENTS:

THERE WERE LOTS OF BOOTHS! - Too many damn booths. The venue looked cramped because of the booths. No, I don't mean that the booths were waste of space. What I'm talking about here is that the booths were scattered, the layout of the booths made the event almost an epic fail.

THE STAGE WAS SCARY - Yeah it was when I saw how it was constructed. When we did our skit (Hunter X Hunter Group), I was afraid of jumping and throwing myself on the stage when we did our fight scene with Hisoka. I thought that the stage might collapse any minute. Aaaarggh!

COSPLAY AREA REGULATIONS - Why is it that cosplayers can't go back to the cosplay area after the cosplay catwalk? And why is it that some of the cosplayers can go in and out of the cosplay area?

VENUE - Did I say I didn't like the venue? Sucks. They should chose SMX. Really. It would be 100 times better if they chose SMX rather than this small mall.


GOOD THING:

Good thing is that I saw the cosplayer of Shinken Pink. When she removed her mask/helmet, I was like staring at a very cute ranger, she was pretty, she was cute, she was amazing and...and...and...enough. I just realized that she's my friend here in multiply! Haha!


Anyway, that's all. I'm lazy blogging now. Haha!

Problems With Some Students That I Noticed

I has been a month since I started teaching and I noticed some difficulties and problems that students experience in my subject.

First, they are reluctant to speak in English. It is so sad that only the star section is exerting their efforts on speaking the English language eventhough their grammar is incorrect. I admire that because at least they try. The rest are worst. Some of them cannot construct even a single sentence correctly. Now I started to think what happened to their previous years of studying English.

THE CAUSE: They are unwilling to learn English. I don't blame their teachers before because I know how much effort they have given just to teach these children how to speak English. I even heard a student of mine who said, "Bakit ako magi-English eh Pilipino ako?" I almost ticked when I heard that. I think that is a lame excuse not to learn and speak English. Well, try applying for a job speaking in Filipino, let's see if you'll get hired. Aren't they ashamed? In call centers, even the guards speak in English!

Second, they are bored and at the same time rowdy. Is it my fault? No. I try my best to teach them. I even think of different strategies just to make them happy and willing to learn. Their problem is that they are uninterested to learn. Like for example, each time I require them to do group work, they are like grade 1 students who'll just look at me witch such a clueless expression. I don't know if they understand what I say because it's in English. But some of them admitted that they don't understand what I say because I speak in English. Again, another disappointment. Who's to blame for all of these?

I don't go for lame excuses because if they really want to learn English, they'll have to work for it. English is the universal language and if they don't bother to learn it, they'll be left out...and that's what I don't want to happen to them.

I don't know, I'm just frustrated that they have reached this level with such low grasp of the language.

Next blog: FRUSTRATIONS

Wishlist Agad! XD

Ano ba ang mga bagay na gusto kong magkaroon ako? Hmm. ito lang.

1. Mental Photography Deck

2. Spongeball by Jay Noblezada

3. De' Ring by De' Vo

4. Complete Easy to Master Mental Miracles by Richard Osterlind

5. PSP or PS2 (either)

6. DVD Player para sa kuwarto ko

7. DVD ng Kamen Rider Kiva, Den-O, Kabuto, Faiz, at Blade


Simple lang di ba? Hehehe! Wala lang. :D

RANTS ni jhaymagician

RANT:

Kabuwisit. Nag-magic ako sa work ko. Grabe may mga tao talaga na ang sarap pawalain. Kainis talaga sila. Naalala ko nung pinag-perform ako sa harapan ng stage, initiation ba kumbaga para sa mga newly hired teachers, hindi cooperative yung nakuha kong volunteer. Badterp. Buti nga hindi ako tuluyang ipinahiya sa harapan eh. Siguro napahiya yun nung initiation niya kaya gumaganti. Good thing okay naman ang kinalabasan. Namangha yung ilan at yung iba eh walang reaksyon. Pano ba naman, on the spot yun. Plus mga *ehem*, may kaedaran na rin. Hehe! Pero badtrip ako sa kanya. Sana nag-LM na lang ako.

Badtrip points: 5

RANT 2:

Nung uwian na, pinag-magic ako ng mga hindi pa umuuwing teachers. Kabataan eh. Ewan ko, nakainom ata. I wished I did not perform to them. They were not appreciative and receptive sa magic. After that performance, I vowed to myself that I would NEVER EVER do magic for them again. Yung babae na minagican ko eh ok lang. Ang badtrip eh yung dalawa niyang kasama. Grabe sa pagka-heckler. Ewan ko kung kakausapin ko pa ulit yung lalakeng yon. Kainis kasi. Ang goal ata niya kaya pinag-magic ako eh para hulihin ako. Tssss, hindi man lang marunong maka-appreciate at mag-enjoy. Respeto na lang sana. Hindi porke't bago ako dun eh ganun na siya.

Badtrip points: 95


TOTAL BADTRIP POINTS: 100


Exchange for Weapons? >YES NO

Select Weapon

Grenade Launcher 50BP
Pistol 10BP
>HECKLER DESTROYER 100BP
(Unlimited Ammo)

Select >YES NO

TOTAL BADTRIP POINTS: 0


DESTROY!!!!

My Opinion About Step Up 2: The Streets

I just watched Step Up 2 this evening and I felt like I wasn't satisfied at all. I felt like there was something that lacked in the movie and I think it was the dancing.

Compared to You Got Served, IMO, Step Up 2 is more of a Step Down than a Step Up if you get what I mean. Despite its title The Streets, I didn't really see some street dancing or should I say I didn't really feel the spirit of street dancing.

One thing that I noticed was the song that they used in the movie. It was kind of like it's not fit into the dancing that they were doing. The beats of the songs that were used wasn't really that "dance-able". Their movements were fast and I felt like the song didn't catch up to their movements. It was like they were dancing without any music at all.

The only thing that I liked in the movie was the last part. Where they were dancing in the rain. It was cool, but again, it was not that super cool. There was something the lacked in it and I can't pinpoint what it is exactly. But I enjoyed the last part. Oh! And the main girl character Andie, she's hot!


FACT: I bought the CD because I want to see Jabbawockeez in action but heck, their exposure was minimal. And their dance in the movie SUCKED! I didn't see any movements. It was like they were statues powered by remote controls. But I expected that since they were just special guests.


Among Step Up 2: The Streets vs. You Got Served vs. Take the Lead, I would choose Take The Lead first, then You Got Served, followed by Step Up 2: The Streets.

BUT ANDIE IS H-O-T!!!

Cyril Takayama vs Other Mainstream Magicians

These are all my opinions.

Sa tatlong taon ko sa pagma-magic at sa dami ng mga mainstream magicians na nakilala ko isa lang ang paborito kong magician and and pinakamagaling para sa akin.

Kilala natin si David Copperfield of course. Pinakamagaling siyempre. Grabe sa illusions at close-up magic niya. Andiyan na yan eh. Magaling talaga siya. Isunod natin si David Blaine, ang pioneer ng Street Magic. Again, nandyan na yan. Respected ko yan. Magaling siya talaga. Isunod natin si Criss Angel. Binago niya ang meaning ng magic. Magaling siya talaga pero sa akin, hindi ko lang siya trip talaga. Parang he's not there to entertain. He's there to say that "I can do this and you can't!" type of attitude.

It's Cyril Takayama who impressed me the most. Nakakatuwa siya mag-magic. He's really entertaining. Hindi siya katulad ni Criss Angel (sorry Criss), when it comes to the word entertainment, it's definitely Cyril! He's a very down-to-earth magician, he smiles a lot, and he's just fascinating!

Yun lang. I am currently watching his vids sa youtube. Ayun lang. Thoughts ko lang. :D

Gulatan ng Biglaang Pag-Hire Sa Akin. Biglaang Pagsabak sa Giyera ng Pagtuturo.

Grabe! I wasn't expecting this. Akala ko hindi na ako tanggap kasi hindi ako natawagan kahapon. Tas kaninang umaga nag-text na mag-report na daw ako sa Nuestra Sra. de Aranzazu Parochial School (buo yan!) for the interview.

Ayun, napatalon ako sa kama ko tas teleport papuntang banyo para maligo. Kumain lang ako ng konti tas alis na. Aba't hired na ako! Ininterbyu ako ng director then pinirmahan na nya yung application ko. Akalain niyo yun, start agad ako? Napasabak agad ako sa giyera! Biglaan kasi silanag nagpa-hire ng mga English teacher kasi biglaan ding umalis yung pinalitan ko papuntang Dubai. Ayun, biglaan din akong napaturo! Hahaha!

Unang klase, III-D. Ok naman sila. Siyempre first day ko pa lang, wala kaming ginawa. Ganun din sa iba pang mga section. Ang hindi ko lang na-meet eh yung III-E which is the star section. Yung pinalitan kong teacher eh yun yung advisory class niya. Mapupunta kaya sa akin? Sana wag naman. Yoko pa humawak ng advisory class. Ngarag ako nun sigurado.

Reaction? I'm still dumbfounded. Feeling ko nananaginip ako eh. Good thing is isa lang hawak ko, puro 3rd yr lang at walang halong ibang year. Madali na yun kahit na limang section ang hawak ko. At least isa lang ang preparation ko. Hoho!

How do I feel? I think I'm ready to handle these classes. Kahit na mahina ako sa grammar, I'll learn kasabay ng mga students ko. Haha!

Ok, so back from being a GTD: Great Teacher Dalida! Hohohoho! Wala lang. Share ko lang.

Yun nga lang, pag may convention na dated ng Sunday eh I might not attend anymore. Siyempre Lunes kinabukasan, may pasok na. Pero I'll try. Tatapusin ko yung mga activities ng Sabado pa lang para naman hindi hassle and I can go to conventions without any worries.

O siya siya, gulat pa rin ako eh. Haha! Ohmaygad! TITSER NA AKO!!!!!

Are You a Real Kamen Rider Decade Fan? Then Try Answering This!

I was bored so I made this one. Try answering and have fun! :)

1. What is Tsukasa's last name?

2. Who told Tsukasa that he should destroy all the 9 heisei riders?

3. In Blade's world, what is the name of the rider who interrupt the fighting of Decade, Chalice, and Langeal?

4. What Kamen Rider is Kaitou?

5. What is the Final Form Ride of Faiz?

6. In Den-O's world, how many times was Tsukasa possessed by an Imagin?

7. In which world can you find an Undead?

8. What was Tsukasa's name when he arrived in RX's world?

9. In Ryuki's world, what was the name of the card that they used to go back in time to find the killer of Momoi-san?

10. On who's world can you find the organization called ZECT?

11. What do you call the PSP-like thing that Tsukasa got from Nega World?

12. Give the correct order of the heisei riders name that Decade presses in his device to obtain his final form.

13. What was the treasure that Kaitou wanted in Agito's world?

14. Give the name of Dark Kiva.

15. What is the name of the leader of the Roaches in Kaitou's world?

16. What was Tsukasa's role when he arrived in Kuuga's world?

17. What is the name of the card that Kamen Rider Decade used to match 4 Kamen Rider Knights?

18. What was Momotaro's favorite food?

19. What was the number 1 rule in Kiva's world?

20. In every Kamen Rider series there's a secondary theme. In Kamen Rider Kiva they have violins. What is the secondary theme in Kamen Rider Decade.


Answer in 1/4 sheet of paper. Answers only. ^__^

SORRY SORRY LYRICS

Lyrics by TV5 Lokomoko High! Kakatawa! Kantahan na!

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DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE

SIGE BABY (OH!)

SIGE BABY (OH!)

SIGE BABY (OH!)

SIGE BABY (OH!

OH! OH! OH! OH!

(CHORUS)

SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY

MEKANIKO ME KANO DIYAN

NAKED NAKED NAKED

PASOK PASOK PASOK PARA BABY

SHAWIE SHAWIE SHAWIE SHAWIE

HULING PUSA PUSH-UP PUSH-UP

SUNDING MO 'TONG MACHONG

MAHJONG ME GAMOT SA PIGSA, BABY

SARAP MO NAMANG TUSUKIN NANG

TUSUKIN NG MACHO MAN

ANG MACHO MO EH HORNY MO

DI KA BA SANAY SA TAMBUTSO

KALA KO NAMA'Y ANG NISSAN MO

EH MISSING NA IMAGINATION

CHANNEL 5 KUHA NA BA?

DI KA BA SANAY SA TAMBUTSO

ADIK KA NA TANDANG

HADJIE INOM NA MAGNETIC TOP

TSAKA NIYO DAW I-TSEKE YUNG

'SANG DOSENANG BUKO JAM

COCO MARTIN BAT SIYA'Y LUCKY?

ISANG BANLAW AT HANDSOME SIYA

TODO PICTURE NASILIP

NAKED PROJECT INJECTION

(REPEAT CHORUS)

TAN TAN TAN TARAN TAN TARAN TAN

TAN TAN TAN TARAN TAN TARAN

(SIGE BABY MALASAP BABY)

TAN TAN TAN TARAN TAN TARAN TAN

KOKO-KOKO-KOKO-KO

ANIMAL 'TO GUMISING KA

SALAKAYIN SACHET MO HAY

MALAGKIT ANG PUYO (PA-REBOND)

MAGME-MAKE UP (NA-REBOND)

SARI-SARING BUNTIS (MARENG JOY)

MEGA PANGIT OH!

ANG MUKHA MO PATONG-PATO

UTUSERANG DINEMANDA

MEGA NORMAL CHOCKLATE PA

ECHOSERANG PINTASERA

OGIE NADULING AKO

SEIKO WALLET PAG UMULET

TSUGI YAN NG TONDO MAN

MEGA PETER PAN ANG HIBANG

KILI-KILI CHEWING GUM

(REPEAT CHORUS)

TAN TAN TAN TARAN TAN TARAN TAN

TAN TAN TAN TARAN TAN TARAN

(SIGE BABY MALASAP BABY)

TAN TAN TAN TARAN TAN TARAN TAN

DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE (3X)

SIGE BABY DANCE (OH!)

SIGE BABY DANCE (OH!)

HEY! ISA PONG MANI LABAS ULI

TUMAMIS AT TUMAGAL PA, YEH..

WOH OH.. WOH OH..

NALABAS MAY DALANG PUSIT PO

TODAY KASI INOM PA

SINAGOT KO HEY HEY HEY

NANINIRA TIPAN NI TSANG GO

GASTAMBIDE RECTO SIKYU

WHY MOTHER GOMEZ

SOBRANG ARTE ANTIPATIKA

HORESEY IS THE MACHO MAN

KAY MODEL MAN DE SARAPEN

MAKE UP PARA SANA MEDIA

PERO FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE GIRL

(REPEAT CHORUS)

SORRY...

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Ok ba? :D

Alternate Endings for Fairy Tales

I was just thinking about it this morning when I watched Matanglawin. There was a segment there in which they talked about Frog Prince. Did you know the alternate ending of this fairy tale which was made by the Grimm Brothers? The ending that they made was instead of the princess kissing the frog, the princess threw the frog on the wall so hard that the impact of it dispelled the witch's curse then the frog turned into a prince! Imagine that? The Grimm Brothers were so creative!

Anyway, I was pondering about making an alternate ending for these popular fairy tales. NO, I won't be re-writing (typing?) those tales again. I'll just put here the alternate endings on some fairy tales. Let's start with Cinderella


CINDERELLA

Real ending: The glass shoes fitted to Cinderella's feet.

Alternate ending: The glass didn't fit to Cinderella's feet because it was all swollen up. The reason for this was after the clock struck 12 midnight, she ran from the castle to their house without her shoes.


PIED PIPER of HAMELIN

Real ending: Pied Piper lured the children out of Hamelin and brought somewhere else and never to be found.

Alternate ending: Pied Piper lured the wives of men out of Hamelin and made them all his servants to a place where no one can find.



SLEEPING BEAUTY

Real ending: After a hundred years of sleeping, a prince came in to the castle and found the princess. She fell inlove with the princess and kissed her. The princess woke up and all the people in the castle woke up too. And they lived happily ever after.

Alternate ending: After a hundred years of sleeping, a prince came in to the castle and found the princess. She saw the princess but she ignored her because the castle was not his real destination and he was in a hurry. He rode his horse again to go and find his real destination and left the castle and never to come back again.


SNOW WHITE and the SEVEN DWARVES

Real Ending: After the dwarves trying to revive Snow White, they failed. The prince came by and fell inlove with Snow White. She was revived by the prince and they lived happily ever after.

Alternate ending: She refused to eat the apple and instead threw the apple to the old lady saying that it's a poison and she would die if she eats it. Because of the impact of the apple on the old lady's head, the old lady died because of internal bleeding. Then the prince passed by and found Snow White and they lived happily ever after.


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That's all I can make right now. I'll try to make some more if time permits. I'm just renting in a computer shop now so time is limited. Thanks for reading. Comments are much appreciated. ^_^

Adventure, Kalamidad, at Common Sense

::Typhoon Ondoy (Saturday)::

THANK GOD HINDI KAMI BINAHA NG MATINDI!!!

Yan na lang ang nasabi ko. Ewan ko ba. Namangha talaga ako nung Sabado eh. First time kasi binaha ang Montalban. Imagine, bundok na nga kami eh binaha pa kami?

Ito ang mini-adventure ko nung Sabado.

::Nang Dahil sa Internet Card::

Sabado: Alas-9 ng umaga, lumabas ako ng bahay para bumili ng internet card. Since umuulan at boring eh naisipan ko na bumili ng internet card. Pagdating namin ng kaibigan ko sa gate ng village namin, baha. Pero hindi lang basta baha. Grabe, first time yun na kulay tsokolate ang baha sa village namin. At eto pa, hanggang ibaba ng tuhod. At dahil perstaym nga eh mangha kami parehas. So sige, highway na kami. Nagulat kami sa eksenang nakita namin, traffic. Laging traffic dun kasi sa kabilang kanto namin eh INC pero iba ngayon. Baha daw.

Then sumakay na kami ng jeep at laking gulat namin sa isang eksenang nadatnan, baha ang national road! PERSTAYM YUN! Seryoso. Mangha pa rin kami sa nakikita namin. Parang, totoo ba to? Baha ang Montalban National Road?! Pero totoo nga. Then umabot na kami sa destinasyon, MONTANA (enye yung 2nd N), aba, BAHA DIN!!! Mangha pa rin kami. Eh since sarado yung pagbibilan namin ng internet card eh napagdesisyunan na naming umuwi at napagdesisyunan kong maligo na lang sa ulan since basa naman na ako.

Mangha pa din kami kasi ala pang 30 mins ang nakakalipas eh luobg na yung kalye. Hanggang tuhod na agad yung baha at yung bawat kanto na madaanan namin eh baha at may umaagos na malakas na tubig papuntang kalsada. GRABE! Then pag-uwi namin sa Felicidad eh yung baha sa entrance, halos bewang na ang taas! PERSTAYM DIN YUN! Then yung street namin, as usual na baha pero mas mataas (pero hindi pa rin pinasok bahay namin). Nag-bike bike kami sa loob ng village namin. Lahat ng kalye baha at kulay tsokolate ang tubig baha. Sarap tikman. Pero dahil nasa katinuan pa ako eh napigil ko pa yung urge ko na tumikim. Eh di yun na. Lalabas dapat ulit kami ng village namin kaso di pwede, lubog daw ang tulay. Lubog ang tulay...LUBOG ANG TULAY?! Tae ang taas ng tulay na yun para lumubog sa baha! Well, ilog kasi yun pero ang taas nun para lumubog! Sayang nga at hindi ko nakita. Na-picturan ko sana. Then nagsawa na kami mag-bike. Umuwi na kami.

Pag-uwi ko, yung likod ng bahay na garden ni mami eh baha na. Papasok na sa likod ng bahay! Buti na lang at yung tubig eh tuloy-tuloy na umagos dun sa gilid ng bahay namin papalabas ng gate. SAVE KAMI! WOOHOO! Pero pagpasok ko ng kwarto ko, waterworld! May tubig sa sahig pero hindi malalim. Hindi naman lumagpas ng ankle eh. So hinantay ko na lang na matuyo..kinabukasan.

Then nag-brownout pa. Then nabalitaan ko na ang bespren kong si Tina na taga Marikina eh lumubog sa baha at kasalukuyang noon ay nasa second floor ng chapel nila. Ayoko na i-imagine ang eksena. Basta alam ko hanggang chin daw ang taas ng baha. Then yung isa kong kaibigan eh na-stranded sa bus. Buti na lang at nakauwi din siya ng 12:30 am. At yung estudyante ko na si Jaizel eh lumikas din pala kasi lagpas tao ang baha. Grabe. Trauma talaga ang inabot ng mga nabiktima. Nakakalungkot.

::Katangahan sa Gitna ng Bagyo::

Na-disappoint ako sa PRC nung sabado ng gabi. HINDI NILA MA-DECLARE NA POSTPONED ANG LICENSURE EXAMINATION FOR TEACHERS! How stupid if you ask me. Maghahantay daw sila ng 12 am kasi ganun na daw ang nangyari dati. Ang tanga ba nila? Iba nag sitwasyon sa dati nilang tinutukoy sa sitwasyon nung sabado ng gabi. Nakaka-awa yung mga LET takers. Hanggang gabi eh nagwo-worry sila sa tatlong bagay, kung paano bumaba sa bubong ng bahay nila para mag-take ng LET kinabukasan, at kung makakapasa ba sila sa LET kung sakali ngang matuloy yun! Gabi na nang mai-announce na postponed ang exam. Grabe, kawawa talaga ang mga examiner. Mabuti pa ang bar exam, tanghali pa lang eh nai-announce na nila na postponed ang bar exam. Grabe. Disappointed talaga ako sa PRC nung time na yun...

::Ang Iniwang Bakas (Linggo)::

Linggo ng umaga, maliwanag ang kalangitan. Lumitaw ang kapangitan na iniwan ni Ondoy. Lubog ang dalawang subdivision sa baranggay namin. Lahat nasa bubong na ng 2nd floor nila. Hindi ko na nakita yun kasi ayokong masyadong UZI. Nag-bike ako, una kong tinignan yung tulay na malapit sa amin. Medyo humupa na yung tubig sa ilog at maraming tao na nsa paligid, naghahanap ng mga gamit na hindi inanod. Baka sakaling may masalba pa. Pagtingin ko sa kaliwang bahagi ng tulay, wala na yung tulay na bakal na dinadaanan namin. Inanod. Tulay na bakal. Inanod. Ng. Malakas. Na. Daloy. Ng. Tubig. Grabe.

Nag-ikot ako papunta sa San Jose Bridge kung saan na-TV pa yun (yung ilog na malakas na agos na may pamilya na inaanod na nakasaky sa kung ano mang bagay na yun). Humupa na din ang ilog. Ampangit ng iniwan na bakas. Yung resort sa tabi, kulay tsokolate na ang tubig sa pool. Sira lahat ng puno sa gilid. At ang mga katabing bahay ay inabot din. Tapos ay pumunta ako ng San Jose Elementary School, daming mga ebak...ebakyuwis (evacuees). Galing sa Dela Costa (yung lumubog). Grabe, puro putik ang katawan nila. Halos wala silang naisalba. Naawa ako sa kanila. Pupunta pa dapat ako ng Montalban Plaza kaso nabalitaan ko na madami daw bangkay na nakahandusay doon. Hindi na ako pumunta. Sapat na yung nakita ko nung araw na 'yon.

May pictures ako pero di ko pa mailalagay. Update ko na lang tong blog na to at lalagyan ko ng pictures pag may dial-tone na kami.



MAGPASALAMAT TAYONG MGA NAKALIGTAS AT MGA WALANG NANGYARI. MAHAL PA RIN TAYO NG DIYOS.

ISANG DULA: Kape Unlimited by Narciso "Jay-r" Dalida (ACTS III - IV)

KAPE UNLIMITED (continuation)
by Narciso "Jay-r" Dalida


ACT III

Linggo. Sa isang sikat na kapihan sa Araneta Center. 6:00 ng gabi.

(Open curtain)

Magkasamang papasok sa loob sina Franz at Anj. Sabay na uupo sa upuan na tabi ng bintana.

Franz: Hay. Kapagod maglakad.

Anj: Reklamador.

Franz: Eh totoo naman eh. Tara order na tayo.

Anj: Ikaw muna.

Franz: Ok.

(pupunta sa coutner si Franz para umorder tapos babalik sa kinauupuan pagtapos umorder)

Franz: Ikaw na.

Anj: Pabantay ha?

Franz: Sure thing.

(pupunta sa counter si Anj para umorder tapos babalik sa kunauupuan pagtapos umorder)

Anj: Yung barakada? Natawagan mo ba?

Franz: Oo. Lahat sila hindi puwede.

Anj; Kung kelan pa naman linggo.

Franz: Yung iba may pasok. Si Jhay naman eh pagod galing magic show kahapon. Tulog ngayon yun for sure. Si Kiko may pasok.

Anj: Eh si Maine?

Franz: Kasama ata family niya. Family day eh. Lam mo na, Sunday.

Anj: Eh si Ashley?

Franz: May show ata bukas yun sa Pampanga. Di pwede ngayon yun. Nagpapahinga din yun.

Anj; Toinks! Wrong timing mag-aya kasi sila Maine at Jhay eh.

Franz: Amp na project yan. Di tuloy ako nakapunta.

Anj: Sa amin din eh. Project din kaya di ako nakapunta nung Friday.

(tatawagin ang name ni Franz para sa order niya)

Anj: Pakihintay na rin yung akin.

Franz: Ok.

(pagbalik, dala na rin ni Franz ang order ni Anj)

Anj: Thanks.

Franz: No prob.

(tahimik)

Franz: May event daw sa Mega next satuday ah.

Anj: Oo nga eh. Punta ka?

Franz: Oo naman. May bago akong costume! Hehe!

Anj: Talaga? Sino? Si Goku? Hehehe!

Franz: Hindi noh! Secret! hehehe!

Anj: Daya nito. Ako din eh. Haha!

Franz: Sino?

Anj: Secret din! Hahaha! Magkaka-alaman sa sabado.

Franz: Pfftt.. Hehehe!

Anj: Kainis kasi. Dalawa lang tayong cosplayer.

Franz: Oo nga eh. Pero nakaktuwa kasi nagkakila-kilala tayo noong isang taon sa isang event. Haha!

Anj: Parang imposible nga mangyari eh. Iba-iba kasi pinagkaka-abalahan natin.

Franz: Pero nangyari naman eh!

Anj: Oo nga eh. Solid pa ang samahan. Apir!

Franz: Apir!

(sabay hihigop ng inorder na kape)

Franz: Magkano nga pala yung ticket?

Anj: As usual, P100 pa rin.

Franz: Eh yung prize daw sa mananalo?

Anj: Kaya mo bang manalo? Talo ka sa mga robot-robot dun!

Franz: Nagtatanong lang. Hehehe! Malay mo naman di ba?

Anj: Ako naman kaya naman ako sumasali sa competition kasi para hindi sayang yung pagpunta ko.

Franz: Ako din eh. Ang saya pa.

Anj: Imagine noh, kapag manalo ka, ililibre mo kaming lahat! Haha!

Franz: Lahat? Dami niyo naman!

Anj: Siyempre! Malaki prize dun. Hindi naman basta-basta yung event na yun eh.

Franz: Kahit na. Sige, Yellow Cab na lang. Yun pinakamalaki na para walang reklamo! Haha!

Anj: Sure thing! It's my favorite!

(Tahimik. Sabay na hihigop ng kape)

Anj: Sa tingin mo, makakapunta kaya ang barkada?

Franz: Sana makapunta. Bale isang taon na tayong magkakakilala nun eh. Ay, sa Thursday pala yun.

Anj: Oo nga eh. Sana kumpleto din tayo.

Franz: Ite-text ko nga sila.

Anj: Unli ka ba?

Franz: Oo, bakit?

Anj: Pa-text din mamaya ha?

Franz: Sure! Teka, GM lang ako sa barkada.

(tahimik ng matagal)

Anj: Sana kahit sa anniv. man lang ng barkada eh mag-cosplay din sila.

Franz: ...

Anj: Hui, nakikinig ka ba?

Franz: Oo naman. Sana nga free tayong lahat sa day na un.

Anj: Mas maganda kung may group tayo tapos may skit! Then join tayo sa group competition.

Franz: Walang time.

Anj: Alam ko.

Franz: Pero sana nga sa susunod.

Anj: Let's hope nga.

(sabay iinom ng kape)

Anj: Ano? May nag-reply na?

Franz: Si Jhay, free daw lahat ng barkada sa Thursday. Kita-kita na lang daw.

Anj: Ayos yun ha! Anniv natin! Sige sige! Excited na ako!

Franz: Hehe! Ako din eh.

Anj: Teka, anong oras na ba?

Franz: Hmmm, mga 6:35 pa lang. Bakit?

Anj: Mamayang 7:00 laro tayo.

Franz: Laro ng ano?

Anj: Dance Revo!

Franz: Ui cool! Matagal na akong hindi nakakapag-laro nun ah! Mga 3 days na rin yun! Hahaha!

Anj: Adik! Ako matagal na. Isang buwan na siguro. Busy lagi eh.

Franz: Hoho! Oo nga eh. Iba talaga pag international school ka nag-aaral.

Anj: Sinabi mo pa.

Franz: Tara, ubusin na natin to nang makapag-laro ng matagal!

Anj: Sige! Libre mo?

Franz: Yung isang game lang! Hahaha!

(Close curtain)


ACT IV

Huwebes. Sa isang sikat na kapihan sa Araneta Center. 6:00 ng gabi.

(Open curtain)
Magkakasama na ang barkada pero wala pa si Jhay at si Ashley.

Anj: Ang tagal naman nung dalawang yun.

Kiko: Lagi namang late yung dalawang yun eh. Ano pa bang bago dun?

Franz: Oo nga.

Maine: Oi, order na tayo! Sino pupunta dun?

Franz: Ako na lang. Ano order niyo.

Maine: Tulad ng dati.

Kiko: Ako din.

Anj: Same here.

(sabay na papasok sina Ashley at Jhay)

Ash & Jhay: Sensya na guys. Late.

Kiko: Nag-date kayo noh? Haha!

Ash: Adik. Hindi noh! Nagkasabay lang kami diyan sa LRT.

Maine: Palusot. Hahaha!

Jhay: Behele ke!

Franz: Hahaha! Oi teka, order niyo?

Jhay: Plain coffee lang. Dark.

Ash: Ako same. Alam mo na yun.

Franz: Okay.

(pupunta si Franz sa counter para umorder)

Ash: Grabe pawis ko kalalakad.

Maine: Exercise yun! Hehe!

Kiko: Buti na lang at kumpleto tayo! Sakto off ko eh. Anniv natin. Saya-saya!

Anj: Pero madaya sila Maine at Jhay eh. Bigla-bigla na lang nag-iinvite.

Ash: Oo nga.

Kiko. Di ko kasi nasabi agad sched ko nun eh.

Maine: Ayos lang yun. At least kumpleto tayo di ba?

Ash: Nag-date kayo noh? Aminin! Kayo ha!

Jhay: Toink! Ang dudumi ng mga isip niyo! Hahaha!

(darating si Franz)

Franz: Buti kumpleto tayo! May event sa Sabado sa Megamall ah Pupunta kami ni Anj of course. Kayo?

Kiko: Hmmm...

Ash: Kasi...ano...

Franz: Sige. Naiintindihan namin.

Anj. Kami lang naman cosplayer dito eh. Tsaka baka may work kayo.

Jhay: Di naman sa ganun...

Franz: Ayos lang noh. Hehehe!

Jhay: Di pa kasi tapos si Kiko magsalita. Hahaha!

Franz: ...

Kiko: Since anniv natin eh napag-desisyunan namin na sasali na kami!

Franz: Di nga? Seryoso?

Ash: Oo nga. After mo mag-GM nung linggo...

Maine: Napag-desisyunan naming sumali. Para sa inyo ni Anj!

Anj: Wow! Saya naman nun!

Franz: (nagiiyak-iyakan) Huhuhu! Mga tunay kayong kaibigan. Huhuhu!

Kiko: Babatukan ko to eh. Emote-emote pa! Haha!

Jhay: Gusto mo pawalain ko yan eh! Hahaha!

Franz: Sorry naman! May costume na ba kayo?

Maine: Oo naman!

Jhay: Pina-rush ko yung pagtatahi eh. 3 days lang nakuha ko na agad.

Ash: Sama-sama tayo ha!

Maine: Exciting to!

Anj: Mamats guys! Di namin naisip na gagawin niyo yun!

Jhay: Siyempre! Para saan pa ang pagiging magkakaibigan natin? Di ba?

Maine: Group apir!

(aapir lahat)

Kiko: Matagal-tagal na rin nung huli tayong nagkasama-sama noh?

Ash: Mga 2 months na din.

Jhay: Oo nga eh. I've been busy sa mga shows ko.

Kiko: Oo nga daw. Balita ko mga sikat pa clients mo ah!

Jhay: Hehehe! Swerte lang.

Maine: Dapat nagpa-autograph ka.

Jhay: Oo nga eh. Pero ok lang. May mga pics naman ako with them! hoho!

Franz: Daya! Patingin kami!

Anj: Oo nga. Isama mo naman kami sa mga pangarap mo. Hahaha!

Jhay: Di ko dala digicam ko eh. Haha!

Kiko: Damut. Hehe!

Jhay: Toinks!

Maine & Jhay: Teka guys, naiisip niyo ba naiisip namin?

Barkada: Hindi! hahahaha!

Maine: Naisip lang namin na since anniv natin eh laro tayo mamaya!!

Franz: Oo nga noh!

Ash: Oo nga! Dahil kumpleto tayo...

Kiko: Oras na mamaya para..

LAHAT: MAG-DANCE REVO!!! Woohoo!

Jhay: Hui, hinaan nyo lang oh! Pinagtinginan tayo!

Lahat: (sa mahinang boses) Mag-dance revo!!! Hahahahaha!

Maine: Ash and Kiko, dala niyo ba mga camera niyo?

Ash & Kiko: Oo naman! Laging handa to! Lalo na't anniv ng barkada!

Ash: Memories!

Maine: Ayos!

Franz: Kayo ang official photog ng grupo!

Kiko: May bayad na to akala nyo!

Jhay: Negosyante ang putek! Barkada naman eh

Barkada: Oo nga. Negosyante ka talaga! hahaha!

Kiko: Hehe! Joke lang!

(tatawagin isa-isa ang pangalan ng grupo para sa order)

Anj: Bilisan niyo ubusin yan nang makapag-laro tayo ng madami

Barkada: Aye aye ma'am!! Haahaha!

(DILIM)

(Close curtain)


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Tungkol sa may Akda

Si Narciso G. Dalida Jr. (or Jay-r) ay isang magician na hindi propesyunal. Isa rin siyang manunulat na nagpi-feeling lang. Wala siyang trabaho. Naging inspirasyon niya dito ang pagbasa niya ng isang dula na may title na "Sabado, Sa Sams". Nakalimutan niya ang name ng author.

jhay-r
09/25/2009

ISANG DULA: Kape Unlimited by Narciso "Jay-r" Dalida (ACTS I&II)

KAPE UNLIMITED
by: Narciso "Jay-r" Dalida

DISCLAIMER
Ang lahat ng mga tauhan dito ay hango sa imahinasyon lamang ni Jay-r, (except sina Jhay, Kiko, Franz, at Maine pero hindi nangangahulugan na ganun talaga ang pagkatao nila). Ang ano mang pagkakahalintulad ng mga pangyayari sa totoong buhay ay pagkakataon lamang at hindi sinasadya.

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MGA TAUHAN:

Jhay - Magician / walang regular na trabaho

Kiko - call center agent / photographer / magkaklase sila ni Ashley noong high school sila.

Franz - 4th yr college student sa isang sikat na unibersidad / cosplayer / matangkad

Ash (Ashley) - Maganda / Model / photographer / magkaklase sila ni Kiko noong high school sila.

Anj (Angelica) - 4th year college student sa isang international school / cosplayer

Maine - 4th yr college student sa isang all women's university / mahilig mag-kape


Nagkakila-kilala silang lahat sa isang amusement center sa Megamall mag-iisang taon na ang nakalilipas.



Lugar: Sa isang sikat na kapihan sa Araneta Center. Gabi.


ACT I

Biyernes. Sa isang sikat na kapihan sa Araneta Center. 6:40 ng gabi

(Open curtain)
Makikitang nakaupo si Jhay sa loob ng isang sikat na kapihan. Hinahantay ang kanyang kaibigan.

Jhay: Maaga pa pala. Magma-magic muna ako sa mga tao dito.

(makalipas ang 20 minuto dumating na ang kaibigan niya)

Maine: Ui pasensya na ha, late na kasi kami pinalabas eh.

Jhay: Ayos lang yun. Medyo nakapaglibang din naman ako. Ano? Order na tayo? Ikaw na mauna.

Maine: Sige.

(pupunta sa counter para umorder, pagtapos umorder ay bumalik na sa upuan niya.)

Maine: Oh, ikaw na. Bantayan ko din gamit mo.

Jhay: Salamat.

(pupunta din sa counter para umorder, pagtapos umorder ay bumalik na sa upuan niya.)

Maine: Oh? Ano bang meron? I mean anong bago?

Jhay: (Nagpo-flourish sa baraha) Ito, ganun pa rin. Kakatapos lang ng booking ko kahapon. Grabe, ang daming sikat na tao dun sa event na yun. Meron ulit bukas! Saya!

Maine: Good for you. Kaya pala may pera ka. Haha!

Jhay: Sige mang-asar pa. Ayun, wala lang. Gusto ko lang mag-kuwento.

Maine: Let me guess, babae yan noh?

Jhay: Apir! Kilalang-kilala mo na ako ah!

Maine (A-apir kay Jhay) Oo naman! Hindi na nga bago yan eh!

Jhay: (Biglang pinawala ang hawak na deck ng baraha) Haha! Hindi kasi maalis sa isipan ko yung girl na yun eh

Maine: (mangha) Putek, ulitin mo nga yun!

Jhay: Ang alin?

Maine: Yung pinawala mo yung baraha.

Jhay: HIndi na puwede. Nawala na nga di ba? Hahaha!

Maine: Adik mo.

Jhay: Anyway, ayun, yung sa girl nga. Ewan ko ba. Takot akong sabihin yung feelings ko sa kanya eh.

(tatawagin yung pangalan ni Maine nung nasa counter)

Maine: Teka, nandiyan na yung order ko. (tatayo si Maine para kunin yung order niya tapos babalik sa kinauupuan) Oh sige, tuloy mo.

Jhay: Teka lang. Sunod na yung akin diyan eh.

(tatawagin yung pangalan ni Jhay nung nasa counter)

Jhay: See? Wait. (tatayo si Jhay para kunin yung order niya tapos babalik sa kinauupuan).

Maine: Ano na?

Jhay: Huh? Ang alin?

Maine: Yung kinukuwento mo. Baliw ka talaga.

Jhay: Ay oo nga pala .Hehe! Ayun, Takot akong sabihin yung feelings ko sa kanya eh. Baka lumayo eh.

Maine: Hahaha! Torpe ka pala eh. Torpe! Torpe! Torpe!

Jhay: Will you stop it?! Torpe na nga eh. Pawalain kita diyan eh.

Maine: Okay, zip na ang lips ko. (gagawa ng sound ng parang sa zipper)

Jhay: O.A. mo ha. Itutuloy ko na. Gusto ko talaga siya eh. Buwan ko pa lang siya nakikilala pero nagkagusto agad ako sa kanya.

Maine; Gaano na ba katagal yang buwan na yan? Baka isang buwan pa lang?

Jhay: Err, about two months pa lang siguro.

Maine: Sus! Maaga pa yan.

Jhay: Paano mo naman nasabi?

Maine: Hello! Babae kaya ako! Duh!

Jhay: Duh! Bakit? Pare-parehas ba kayo ng nararamdaman?

Maine: Oo naman. It's a girl thing.

Jhay: ...

Maine: Hay nako, wag mong palakihin yang problema mo noh.

Jhay: Eh anong gagawin ko?

Maine: Kilalanin mo muna siyempre!

Jhay: Pano? Aalamin ko birthday niya? Ang zodiac sign niya? Kung anong paborito niyang pagkain? Kung ano ang ayaw niyang pagkain? Kung anong time siya natutulog?

Maine: (papaluin ng mahina sa noo si Jhay) Engot! Ano ka? Stalker? I mean the usual lang. Basta mag-usap lang kayo lagi hanggang sa magkagustuhan kayo. Magka-palagayan ng loob. Ganun. (hihigop ng caramel frap)

Jhay: Tapos?

Maine: Eh di tapos nun sabihin mo nararamdaman mo sa kanya!

Jhay: Hello! Torpe here! (kaway-kaway kay Maine)

Maine: Ah problema mo yan!

Jhay: ,,, Eeeh...

(Tatahimik ng 10 segundo. Iinom ng caramel frap si Maine. Nakatingin sa malayo si Jhay)

Jhay: Hayyy... Problema ko eh baka may maunang iba sa akin.

Maine: Natural yun. Kaya kung ako sa'yo, unahan mo yung mga nakapaligid sa kanya.

Jhay: Mag ganon?!

Maine: Oo may ganun talaga. Tawagan mo gabi-gabi. Mag-unli call ka kung kaya mo.

Jhay: Mahal eh.

Maine: Choosy ka pa. Bahala ka. Basta ito ang secret, patawanin mo.

Jhay: Pano? Kikilitiin ko?

Maine: Abnoy! Pilosopo mo noh?

Jhay: Haha! ito naman oh. Joke lang. Eh korni ako eh.

Maine: Sino nagsabi? Mukha mo pa lang nakakatawa na eh. Hahaha! (sabay higop sa frap).

Jhay: Huh! Tawa tawa ka diyan. Alam ko may gusto ko sakin eh. Pero sorry ka na lang.

Maine: Hoy ang kapal naman ng fez mo! Asa ka naman noh! hahaha!

Jhay: Hahaha! Apir!

Maine: Apir!

(Tatahimik ulit ng 10 segundo.)

Jhay: Eh sayo naman, anong bago?

Maine: Wala. Ganun pa rin. School, the usual stuff. Ano ba ang gusto mong malaman?

Jhay: Love life mo?

Maine: Ayon, kami pa rin ni Andrew.

Jhay: Tatag ah! Ilang months na ba kayo?

Maine: Three months pa lang.

Jhay: Pa lang? Matagal na rin yun noh! HIndi lahat nakakatagal ng ganyan.

Maine: Oo nga eh.

Jhay: Bakit parang malungkot tono mo?

Maine: Eh pano, madalang lang kami magkita.

Jhay: School eh. Siyempre bisi-bisihan kayo.

Maine: Yun nga eh. Parang wala kaming time for each other.

Jhay: So? Basta nagkikita kayo. Okay na yun. Tsaka tuwing nagkikita kayo eh dapat chine-cherish niyo yung araw na yun. (inon mg frap)

Maine: Oo nga. Nakakalungkot lang.

Jhay: Pero steady naman kayo eh. Walang away?

Maine: So far wala pa naman.

Jhay: Pasalamat ka na lang at ganun. Pero sinusundo ka naman niya sa school niyo di ba?

Maine: Oo naman. Three times a week.

Jhay: Emoterang bakla ka rin eh. Three times a week naman pala kayo nagkikita eh.

Maine: Eeeeeh... Basta.

Jhay: Okay yan noh! Para naman hindi kayo nagkakasawaan.

(sabay hihigop ng frap)

Maine: Ay, wala na.

Jhay: Takaw mo kasi eh.

Maine: Oi ngayon lang to noh! Tsaka kahapon. Tsaka nung isang araw. Hahaha!

Jhay: Kita mo! Adik mo rin sa kape eh noh? Kaya ka emo eh.

Maine: Hoy hindi ako emo noh!

Jhay: Ewan ko sa'yo. Emo! Hahaha! So saan tayo ngayon?

Maine: Tara, Dance Revo!

Jhay: Anong oras na ba? 8:00? Sige, ubusin ko lang to.

(uubusin ni Jhay ang frap sabay lalabas na sa eksena sina Jhay at Maine)

(Close curtain.)


ACT II

Sabado. Sa isang sikat na kapihan sa Araneta Center. 7:00 ng gabi.

(Open Curtain)
Papasok sa sikat na kapihan si Kiko sabay uupo sa may katabi ng bintana.

Kiko: Ako pa ang nauna. Matawagan nga si Ash.
(kukunin ang cellphone para tawagan si Ash.)

Kiko: Hello! Asan na kayo? Ah, sige. 10 mins. ha!

(after 15 mins.)

Ashley: Hi!

Kiko: 10 mins. pala ha!

Ashley: Ang hirap kaya mag-lakad ng naka-heels! Palit tayo, gusto mo?

Kiko: No thanks! Ikaw lang? Asan na ang berks?

Ash: Wala eh. Hindi pwede si Maine. Ito ang araw nila ng bf niya eh. Minsan lang naman magkita yun, alam mo naman.

Kiko: Ahh. Eh si Jhay?

Ash: Di rin pwede. May show siya ngayon. Birthday ata ng isang sikat na artiista.

Kiko: Ang swerte ng mukha nun ah! Teka, ehh kahapon magkasama yung dalawang yun eh. Hindi lang ako makapunta kasi may pasok ako.

Ash: Oo nga eh. Ako naman may show sa Mega. Gabi na rin kami natapos.

Kiko: Wrong timing lagi yung dalawang yun eh. Eh yung iba pa?

Ash: Di pwede. May hinahapit daw na project yung dalawa eh.

Kiko: Ayos ah! Parang magkaklase lang ah! haha!

Ash: Haha! Oo nga eh. Teka, di ka pa o-order?

Kiko: Mauna ka na. Bantayan ko gamit mo.

Ash: Sige. Thanks.

(pupunta sa counter si Ash para umorder pagtapos ay babalik na sa kinauupuan)

Ash. Oh, ikaw naman.

Kiko: Ok. Bantayan mo gamit ko ha. Nandiyan yung kayaman ni Yamashita.

Ash: Hahaha! Pagbalik mo wala na ako dito. Haha!

Kiko: Subukan mo. Hehe!

(pupunta sa counter si Kiko para umorer pagtapos ay babalik na sa kinauupuan)

Kiko: Ang boring. Dalawa lang tayo. Tsk.

Ash: So bored kang kasama ako? Hmp!

Kiko: Oi wala akong sinasabing ganyan ha! Lungkot lang.

Ash: Oo nga eh. It's been a while din since last na nagkasama-sama tayon na kumpleto talaga.

Kiko: Lintek na sched ko kasi eh, sabog lagi. Split off. Sucks!!!

Ash: Pano yun?

Kiko: Yung hiwalay yung day-off. Tulad ko, Saturday ang Thursday ang off ko for this month. Kasura di ba?

Ash: Yah. That's a worst schedule I have ever heard! Amazing!

Kiko: Amazing ka diyan! Hirap nga eh.

Ash: Buti nakakatagal ka?

Kiko: Pera eh. Eh ikaw? Buti wala kang show ngayon?

Ash: May pahinga din naman kami noh? Medyo nagiging in-demand na rin ang byuti ng lola mo noh?! Dumadami na kumukuha sa akin.

Kiko: Maganda ka eh. Ano pa nga ba.

Ash: Haha! Bolero!

Kiko: Talaga naman eh. Magiging model ka ba naman kung hindi?

Ash: Thanks.

(tatawagin ang pangalan ni Ash para sa order niya)

Ash: Wait lang. Kunin ko din yung akin.

Kiko: Isabay mo na rin yung akin!

Ash: Ano ka? Mamaya pa order mo noh!

(tatayo si Ash para kunin yung order niya pagtapos ay babalik sa kinauupuan)

Ash: Kitams. Mamaya pa yung sa'yo.

(tatawagin ang pangalan ni Kiko para sa order niya)

Kiko: Hmm, kita mo na. Kulit mo eh. Wait kunin ko lang.

Ash: (hihigop ng cappuccino)

Kiko: So ano na?

Ash: Anong ano na?

Kiko: Anong gagawin natin dito?

Ash: Err, tambay?

Kiko: As usual.

(tahimik)

Ash: Kilala mo ba si Aldrin?

Kiko: Sino? Yung crush ng bayan na kaklase natin nung High School? Yung mayabang na yun?

Ash: Oo.

Kiko: Bakit? Artista na ba? Hehe!

Ash: ...kami na.

Kiko: WHAT? Weh? Di nga? Kelan pa? Ayos ah!

Ash: O.A. ng reaction mo ha. Last week lang.

Kiko: Haha! Talaga lang ha. May contact pa pala kayo nun

Ash: Oo naman. Inadd niya ako sa facebook 2 months ago eh.

Kiko: Pano ka daw niya nakita?

Ash: Eh sa friend niya na friend ko din.

Kiko: Wow. Talk about social networking. Hehe!

Kiko: So what made you like him.

Ash: Actually, matagal na akong may gusto sa kanya. Kaso hindi pa naman ako kagandahan nung high school tayo eh kaya nahihiya akong lapitan siya.

Kiko: Bakit ikaw ang lalapit eh babae ka?

Ash: Wala lang. Eh crush ko siya eh.

Kiko: Eh di nagmukha ka naman desperada nun!

Ash: Eh ayun, basta. Mula nung in-add niya ako eh gabi-gabi na kami magkausap. Nagkikita din kami minsan.

Kiko: Then na-fall ka na agad?

Ash: It's not hard to fall for him.

Kiko: Pano mo nasabi yun?

Ash: Effort. Kahit na guwapo siya eh mabait siya. Hindi siya yung tipo ng guy na porke't guwapo eh feelingero na. Tsaka lagi yung naka-support pag may shows ako. HInahatid pa niya ako pauwi.

Kiko: Di ba mayabang yun?

Ash: Nung high school yun. Siyempre nagbabago ang tao.

Kiko: Sabagay. So are you happy?

Ash: Of course I am! Bakit naman hindi?

Kiko: Wala lang. (inom ng kape)

(tahimik)

Ash: Eh sa'yo? Anong bago? May night life ka pa pala. Haha!

Kiko: Night nga ang life ko eh. Gising na gising ako sa gabi para magtrabaho.

Ash: Call boy. Hahaha!

Kiko: Haha ka diyan. Call center boy! Buoin mo. Ang sagwa pakinggan eh. Hahaha!

Ash: Siguro ang dami mong chiks dun noh?

Kiko: Yun nga ang problema eh. Wala akong chiks. I'm too busy with my work. Wala na akong time dun.

Ash: Wooh. Ikaw pa. I don't believe you. Ang playboy mo dati eh!

Kiko: Dati yun. Siyempre nagbabago ang tao.

Ash: Manggagaya ng line! haha! Seryoso ka nga? Wala?

Kiko: Behele ke.

Ash. Sungit. Hindi lang ako makapaniwala. Hehe! (inom ng cappuccino)

(tahimik)

Kiko: Ipon muna ako eh. Tsaka na yang chiks na yan. Maraming pang time at maraming pang chiks. (inom ng kape)

Ash: Teka, himala ah! Plain coffee lang ang iniinom mo.

Kiko: Mas maraming anti-oxidant to eh.

Ash: At kelan ka pa natuto ng ganyan-ganyan?

Kiko: Nabasa ko lang. Hehe! Nakakataba kasi yung ganyang iniinom mo eh. Ingat ka, model ka pa naman. Baka lumobo ka.

Ash: No way noh. Hehe!

Kiko: What time na?

Ash: 8:00 na. Bakit?

Kiko: Tara, laro tayo. Dance Revo!

Ash: Sige. Matagal-tagal na rin ako hindi nakakapag-laro nun eh.

Kiko: Pustahan? Hehe

Ash: Mag-isa ka! Hahaha!

Kiko: Matagal na rin ako di nakakapglaro nun eh. Tara! Tara!

Ash: Ubusin muna natin tong iniinom natin noh!

Kiko: Sabi ko nga. Dala mo yung Canon na camera mo?

Ash: Oo naman! Kukunan kita habang sumasayaw ka. Hahaha!

Kiko: Behele ke! Hahaha!

(Close curtain)


Acts III and IV sa kasunod na post...

Henshin!

Hah! It's been a long time since I got addicted to this kid of program. The last Kamen Rider that I have watched was Kamen Rider Black, and that was years ago...I think I was 7 at that time.

And now the rider in me got back! Henshin! Damn Kamen Rider Decade! The storyline is very interesting. I like it so much that I can't help myself get addicted to it.

Oh, visiting 9 worlds of Kamen Rider is very coooool!

My Decade addiction makes me wanna cosplay Kamen Rider DECADE!!!


HENSHIN!!!

Tips for Those Who Wants to Cosplay

NOTE: This is a re-post from my created thread at Cosplay Fanclub Friendster Group.
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Okay. First of all, I want to make it clear that I'm not a veteran cosplayer. I consider myself as a beginner since I only cosplayed for a few times.

I just thought about making this one so that people who wants to cosplay won't create another thread and waste some space.

I also decided to write this one in English since we all know that there are also foreign members in this group. Oh I forgot, the owner of this group is a foreigner too. She's from Indonesia or Malaysia (I forgot).

Anyway here are some tips for you guys.

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1. Know Who Will You Cosplay.

This is very basic for cosplaying. You should know who should you cosplay. Choose the character you like the most. It's difficult to cosplay a character that you don't like because it would ruin all the fun. Cosplaying is not just wearing an anime costume, it's about having fun WHILE portraying the anime character you like.

2. Know Which Materials You Need

Now you've done the first step and now it's time to get moving. What does your character need? Does it have a weapon? Does it have a long hair? Know what you need to have then proceed on making/buying them.

3. No Money to Buy Costume? Then Make Your Own Costume!

What I liked about cosplaying is that it makes one use his creativity. If you don't have enough money to buy one, then make one. When you buy a pre-made costume, it'll cost you a lot of money plus the quality can be achieved by just making them.

You don't know how to make one? Then it's time to seek the help of your ever-reliable seamstress. But before you go there, be sure to buy yards of cloth that will be used in your costume. If you'll let them make your costume with their reserved cloths, it'll cost you a lot! Trust me. Been there, done that. Then just wait for a week or two for your costume.

It'd be a plus if you can sew your own costume. It'll be a great money-saver for you.

4. Cheap Materials Anyone?

Using cheap materials doesn't necessarily mean that your cosplay is of low quality. Not really. So don't be shy using whatever materials you have or is available in your surrounding. Let's take a sword for example. If your character has a sword (or let's say any weapon), you can make it by using wood then paint it silver (make it glossy) to look more realistic.

For cosplayers here in the Philippines (most especially in Luzon), we all know what's the best source for this, DIVISORIA. You got it all there! Wigs, cloths, wings, mask, to everything! It's all there! For rubber sheets fanatic, you can buy those at Marikina.

5. Know Where and When will the Conventions Be.

Now it's useless if you'll make a costume without even knowing when or where the conventions will be. So just check out the website in your country about the information on the convention.

For Filipino cosplayers, we have www.cosplay.ph website. Just go there and look at their calendar. Highlighted dates means that there will be a convention on the said date. Just click on the date for more info.

6. Ready? Fight!

Now that you have your costume and your props (yey!), and you know where the convention is at, it's time to get ready! Now, be sure to study the actions and poses of the character that you cosplay because the essence of cosplay will be lost if you don't act like your character. Use their signature poses if a photographer comes at you and takes a picture of you. Just enjoy. It will be a lot of fun!

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So there. Good luck to newbies like me! If you have any questions, just reply to this thread and we will help as much as we can for you.



jhaymagician/valcrist/athrun/jhay
09/17/09

Paano Mo Malalaman Kung Final Fantasy Addict Ka?

Wala lang. Naisip ko lang to habang nasa FX papuntang CosMania nung Sunday. Hahaha! Pano nga ba malalaman kung Final Fantasy game addict ka? Ito ang mga senyales.

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1. Ang tawag mo sa buhay mo ay HP.

2. Ang tawag mo sa stamina mo ay MP.

3. Ang tawag mo sa isang basong tubig ay Potion at naniniwala kang nagre-regain ka ng 150 HP kada inom mo ng tubig. Kapay yung 500ml -1L eh Hi-Potion na. Pag yung 5 Gallons na eh Elixir na ang tawag mo.

- Ether naman ang tawag mo sa C2, Real Leaf, at iba pang beverages except yung mga alcoholic.

4. Pag nakakakita ka ng tubig na tumatagas sa kahoy or nakakita ka ng tubig na bukal ay iinom ka dito kasi naniniwala kang mare-recover na full ang iyong HP at MP.

5. Pag nakakakita ka ng kama ay natutulog ka na lang basta basta kasi kelangan yun para ma-recover ang HP and MP mo.

7. Ang tawag mo sa balahibo ng manok eh Phoenix Down.

8. Ang tawag mo sa friends mo ay Party Members. Pag namatayan ka ng Party Member eh hindi ka malulungkot kasi papalitan mo din namang ng panibagong party member yung puwesto niya.

9. Ang tawag mo sa pera sa kahit saang bansa ay Gil.

10. Naglalakad/tumatakbo ka ng may dalawa mo pang kaibigan sa likod na nakabuntot sa'yo.

11. Pag namatayan ka ng aso ay pipilitin mong gamitan ng Phoenix Down.

12. Pag nakakita ka ng maliit na apoy, tawag mo ay Fire. Pag medyo mas malaking apoy, tawag mo ay Fira. Firaga naman ang tawag mo pag may sunog na.

13. Ang tawag mo sa kapre ay Ifrit.

14. Ang tawag mo sa zebra ay Ixion.

15. Pag nakakita ka ng triplets, akala mo Magus ang apelyido nila.

16. Takot ka sa lalakeng mahaba ang buhok na kulay puti kasi malakas yun!

17. Ang tawag mo sa electric fan ay Saving Point kasi laging nasa sulok.

18. Ang tawag mo sa sarili mo pag galit ka ay nagta-Trance/Limit Break/ Overdrive ka tapos mag-iiba itsura mo kasi nga naka-Trance/Limit Break /Overdrive ka.

19. Ang tawag mo sa beer eh Antidote kasi nawawala ang mga lason sa utak mo kapag umiinom ka nito.

20. Pag hindi mo maigalaw ang paa mo akala mo na-Petrify ka kaya maghahanap ka ng Soft.

21. Malakas lagi ang loob mo sa kahit anong bagay at hindi ka takot mamatay kasi iniisip mo na nakapag-save ka naman at ilo-load mo na lang ang sarili mo pag namatay ka or naaksidente ka.

22. Mahilig ka sa card games.

23. Pangalan ng mga pets mo sa bahay ay pangalan ng mga Summon / Aeon / Eidolon / GF sa FF series.

24. Lagi kang nakikipag-away kasi feeling mo eh nage-gain ka ng experience at nagle-level up ka kada tapos ng away.

25. Ang pinakamahalaga, kapag nananalo ka sa away eh lagi kang may signature pose.

Of Mysticism and Amazement

Just yesterday at Cosplay Mania, King and I just realized a very weird experience. So here is the story.

I have been texting King about this convention if he'll buy me a ticket. So of course he would reply everytime I text. Then Cosplay Mania came yesterday. I'm still texting King the whole day of where he was or what time will he go back the line before the catwalk. Again he replied until we discovered something. Here is our conversation before he went out for the Soul Eater photoshoot.

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Me: Tol, San ka pupunta? Magsisimula na yung catwalk.
King: May photoshoot kami sa labas eh.
Me: Ano bang number mo sa catwalk?
King: 143.
Me: Ah sige, matagal pa naman eh. Balik ka na lang.
King: Sige. Text mo na lang ako ha?
Me: Sige sige. (then suddenly out of the blue I asked him..) Tol, ito pa rin naman yung number mo di ba?
King: Huh? Hindi na tol. Nawala yang number na yan eh.
Me: Weh? Hindi nga?
King: Oo nga! Nung July pa ako nagpalit ng number.
Me: (amazed and dumbfounded) Seryoso ka? Pero natatanggap mo naan text ko di ba?
King: Oo naman! Gusto mo ipakita ko pa sa'yo mga text mo eh.
King: Ito na bago kong number. Nung July pa ako nagpalit.

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Now tell me that isn't weird at all?

So okay, I believe in this stuff called mysticism, something related to our God-given gifts that we haven't develop yet. I have a book of Jaime Licauco which I bought a year ago. I have read something there about the power of wanting and believing. So I think this is what transpired just yesterday.

There was an example in his book like what I have experienced. In their case, the owner of the number that this woman was texting was lost for almost a year. But since the woman believes that it was still the number of her friend, she just texted her as usual without having doubts that the woman changed number.

I don't know if I have developed this ability (but not to the fullest) because I meditate every night before I sleep. Meditation is a way of opening the 6th sense. Aside from this one, sometimes I can guess somthing correctly before it comes out. For example, I was playing poker on my cellphone, I sometimes guessed correctly what cards will be dealt. Really really weird. Well, if God wants to tap the power of my 6th sense, I'll gladly receive it.

Just Can't Say by Yeng Constantino

Paul! Buti isinama ni Yeng to sa album niya. Hahaha! Matagal ko nang gustong i-post to nung unang rinig ko pa ang eh. Pero bakit iniba ng titol? Sige, ito na. Pa-edit ng lyrics tol. Mali-mali ata yung mga nasa net eh. Haha! THE BEST SONG NA MAKAKAPAG-DESCRIBE WHAT I FEEL NOW! Hwahaha! Kurni ko! Hoho!

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It's not that I think you are numb
Or just don't feel
All the things I do for you
Baby that's the clue that I am true
It's just unspoken but I mean it, yeah..
But if you look into my eyes
And see what's inside
I won't have to say it

Refrain:
All the things that you wanna hear from me
And all the things that you want me to say it
Baby say it

Chorus:
Well if you would hear me saying that I want you
I would say a hundred times a day
'Til your heart will drown away
Just tell me
Do I have to..

It's not that I'm too shy to say
But your hearts looking off my way
All the tears that you she'd I guess I have to pay for
If you could only see

(Repeat refrain and chorus)
(Reapeat refrain)

Well if you would hear me saying that I want you
I need you I love you
I would say a hundred times a day
'Til your heart will drown away
Just tell me
Do I have too...

Suntok sa Buwan by Session Road

This song best describes what I feel for her. ///_-) hahaha!
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Hindi mo ba alam
Damdamin ko'y pinagtakpan
Makasama ka'y suntok sa buwan

'Di mo nga alam
Mundo mo nga'y iyong tignan
Kung ganyan, walang pupuntahan

REFRAIN:
Hindi ko 'to gusto
Pero 'wag kang lalayo

CHORUS(2x)
Itanong mo sa akin
At tatanungin ko rin
Kung ika'y aamin
Lahat ay gagawin

'Di mo napapansin
Kailangan mo akong dinggin
'Di habang buhay ika'y aantayin

Ito'y aking hiling
At sana naman ay tanggapin
Ng puso ko'y 'di nabibitin

You Should Try Listening to Boys Night Out @ Magic 89.9!

Those guys are freak! Hahaha! I didn't know that they were like that! My friend told me to listen to that program a loooong time ago but since BrewRATS was still on air, I didn't bother to switch stations. And I thought Boys Night Out was just another radio program which is trying to be funny. But boy I was wrong! They are all crazy! Sam Y.G., Tony Tony, and Slick Rick, those are the guys you should watch out for! lol

This was the first time I tried listening to this program and heck it's so funny! Okay, add me as one of your fans!

I remember earlier they were advertising McDonalds. I thought it was just plain advertisement but heck they started to call 8-MCDO! ON AIR! Hahaha! I was laughing the whole call! They like ordered everything from McDonalds! And poor Tony Tony, he's the one who payed the bill. How much? You wouldn't believe it but they spent FOUR GRAND for McDonalds! Look at that! Hahaha! Tony Tony said that was the biggest payment he ever did for McDonalds! lolz! One listener texted and suggested that Ronald McDonlald should deliver their orders personally! lol!

And that poor agent, I recalled her name was Ella. Hahaha! Those guys were hitting on her! Mga chanero! hahahaha!

Anyway, this show is packed with tons of laughter and tons of crazy ideas, and stunts(?) lolz!

Hey wait a minute! They should invite me as their guest for I am advertising their program! Calling Sam Y.G., Slick Rick, and Tony Tony! lol!

So there! Boys Night Out @ Magic 89.9 Mondays to Thursdays (I think).

Atras.....Abante.......ATRAS!!!

Argh! I can't make up my mind! The other day I decided that I will submit my resume at San Jose National High School. But then again, I backed out. I was nervous! I haven't taught for two years! Crap!

Now I am planning to go to Ortigas to apply for a job..call center....again! The sad part is I can't put in my resume that I have worked in a call center before because I went AWOL. Geez! I should have finished my probationary period there! Arrgghh...

Anyway, I am still planning to submit my resume at SJNHS, maybe next week....if I don't pass to this company that I am gonna apply today.

You know the feeling of you want to do something but then you don't? That's what I feel now. I want to teach but at the same time I don't. Since January I am planning to teach but geez, it's already August and I am still a solid TAMBAY!!!

Haayyy... life is tough. But I'm not giving up. Oh yeah! Baliw-baliwan strikes again! Behele ne!



This commercial is brought to you by Happy Birthday Toyo. Make everyday your happy birthday with Happy Birthday Toyo!!!*






*Taken from Parokya ni Edgar's album "Gulong Itlog Gulong"

Original Gadgets for Sale!

Yo mga kaibigan! Mga gadget lovers / freaks / collectors, tingin-tingin na dito!

Prices are much lower kesa sa mga mall. Siyempre sa mall kasama nilang binabayaran dun yung upa. Samin wala nang upa kaya mas mababa ang presyo!

I'm helping my friend sell his gadgets. :D

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GADGETS AVAILABLE:

PSP SLIM with memory card


SONY CYBER-SHOT DIGITAL CAMERA 10.1 Megapixel! (available at P8,500 and P9,500) (Sa Mall Price: P13,000)



CANON IXUS 100


YAMAHA PSR 530 with Sustain Switch

(PM me for specs)

(PM me for price)



NOKIA N and E SERIES


TOSHIBA LAPTOP



SONY ERICSSON K810i


NOKIA N70 Upgraded Version

NOKIA 5800 with 8GB and warranty

Nokia N95 8 GB Original

Nokia E71 Black w/ Nokia Care Warranty


ELECTRIC GUITAR


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Please comment kung gusto niyo malaman yung prices. Then I'll send you a PM. :D

Paano makukuha?

Kung malapit ka lang eh available kami for meet-ups. Usually sa Cubao. Pag malayo ka (like for example sa DAVAO!) or pag tinatamad ka, pwede rin thru LBC. XD Ok? Game! Payt! Hehe!

Usapang Babae...

Salamat kay ahhja para sa post na ito! XD
http://ahhja.multiply.com
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Kapag ngumiti ka na ng konti,
nag-ayos ng konti pagkakamalan ka nang malandi.
Hindi pangseryosohang relasyon.

Marinig lang nila na malakas kang mag-salita,
palengkera ka na.
T.O. kagad sa kanila iyon.

Mahilig silang tumingin sa mga babaeng sexy manamit,
kulang nalang makita na kaluluwa.
Pero kapag babaeng seryosohin at gustong ligawan
dapat disente,
dapat mala-anghel ang mukha,
dapat mukhang inosente.
Tapos kami pa raw ang mahilig mamili?
Parang baliktad yata?

Ok, ayan nanliligaw na si lalake.

Dapat pakipot ka para suyuin ka, para habulin ka pa lalo.
Kapag hindi ka naman nagpakipot.. "easy to get" naman ang tingin sa iyo.
Hindi ka na seseryosohin.
Teka! Sino bang may sabing magpaalila kayo,
di naman namin hawak ang buhay niyo.

Natural lang na magtiis kayo, may gusto kayo sa amin eh.
Kapag nakuha niyo na iyon wala na lahat ng mga paghihirap niyo,
babaliktad na ang sitwasyon kami naman ang mamromroblema.
Para lang kayong may gustong bilhin na bagay.
Upang mabili ito kailangan munang magsakripisyo, magtipid, magtiis.
Pag nabili na at mapagsawaan wala na, balewala na. Diyan ka na sa tabi-tabi.

"Tawagan nalang kita pag trip ko o kaya'y pag may gusto akong ipagawa sa iyo"

Ano pa ba? E di sinagot mo na diba. Utang na loob pa natin yun.
Dahil naghirap daw sila sa panliligaw dapat masuklian natin iyon ng higit pa.
Sa umpisa kailangan malambing ka, maayos at laging magsisilbi sa kanya.
Ayaw daw nilang humawak ng relasyon, pero kapag ikaw naman ang nagmando,
aba! masasakal naman.

Sasabihin pa sa iyo:
"demanding ka."
HAHA :))

Meron ka pang maririnig na:
"I think we need space.",

..........at kung anu-ano pang ek-ek.

Sino rin may sabing di dapat kami magpakabait,
maging devoted at faithful?

Kapag kami ang sumaway niyang mga iyan, iba na ang tingin sa amin.
Malandi na kami, haliparot, pakawala, makikay at kung anu-ano pang mga bansag ang itatawag sa amin.

Kapag kayo gumawa noon, ok lang.
Lalake kayo eh, macho kayo pag ginawa niyo yon.
Kaya kami, walang magawa. Magpapakaburo at magpapakamadre nalang.

Kapag nagloko na kayo ano pa bang magagawa namin?
Eh di iiyak nalang. Wala namang ibang magagawa eh.

Tungkol naman sa tinatawag niyong pagdedemand namin.

Hindi kami nagdedemand! Karapatan lang namin iyon.
Karapatan namin na lambingin niyo kami, icheck at ipakita sa amin na mahal niyo kami.
Ha. Ha. Ha. :))

Hindi rin ibig sabihin na mas sincere kayo sa amin.

Seryoso rin naman kami ah. At ang maturity wala yan sa edad.
Mas maaga nga kaming magmature sa inyo.
Ang isang 19 year old na lalake eh, isip 15 pa yun. It follows iyan sa lahat ng age group.
Mas mataas pa kung minsan ang pagbawas ng level of maturity.
Kayo na ang mag-math!

Pati yung pag-iyak namin pinupuntirya niyo.

Kesyo drama daw. Diba kapag umiyak ka nagbuhos ka ng emosyon diyan.
Ano tingin niyo sa amin mga artista?!

Alam niyo iyon? Yun bang kulang nalang ay lumuha ka na ng dugo,
pero hindi ka pa rin papansinin.
Sasabihan ka pang tigilan na ang pagdradrama.
Hindi nila kami maiintindihan kapag nagseselos kami.

Bakit naman kami magseselos kung wala kaming nakikita?
Mas iba kaming magmahal. Mas masarap..


Kapag natapos na ang lambingan,
eh di siyempre iwanan blues na.
Kami pa raw ang nagsawa, kami pa raw ang nagtritrip lang.
Sino ba ang lumalayas kapag may nakita nang bago,
sino ba ang mayabang,
sino ba ang nagmamalaki?
Kami ba? Kami ang walang choice...

Kasi ang babae pag sinabing "break na tayo.."
Lambingin lang iyan ng konti balikan blues na iyan.
Kapag ang lalake ang umayaw, pucha, bahala ka diyan.
Kahit mag-tambling ka pa sa harap niya. Wa-epek.
Umiyak ka ng bato.Wa-epek.
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Tapos sila pa raw ang kawawa?

Post-break up.

Mahal pa ng babae si lalaki.
Sasamantalahin ni lalaki. Magpapagawa ng kung anu-ano.

Naaalala ka lang kapag may kailangan sa iyo.


Kapag pumangit ka after the break up, magpapasalamat sila na iniwan ka nila.
Kapag gumanda ka naman, ipagkakalat nila sa buong sangkatauhan na naging girlfriend ka niya.
Sala sa init sala sa lamig talaga.


Ano ba namang buhay to?

Ang hirap ding maging babae ano. Kala nila laging sila nalang.

Lagi rin kaming naiiwan sa ere.
P***NGI*A SAKLAP DIBA?